October 20, 2023 “This Catcall Will Be Monitored For Quality Assurance And Training Purposes” (for McSweeney’s)
October 20, 2023 “Table Of Contents Discovered From She-anderthal, The Oldest Known Women’s Magazine” (for The New Yorker)
October 20, 2022 “How To Sound Like A Hockey Expert Even If You’ve Never Watched A Game” (for Reader’s Digest)
